I'm still figuring it out.

theconsultingbadwolf:

If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

(Source: 9GAG, via starsforlosers)

tyranosaurus-banks:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

(via uncle-selfie)

queencattully:

darrynek:

my parents named their kid after me

(via courtnb)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via crrocs)

ronystart:

do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

(Source: pixeflutters, via kakakakylee)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via kakakakylee)

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

(via kakakakylee)